Gutterbreakz salutes:
RETRO CHICKS WITH CHUNKY HEADPHONES

Disclaimer: No Auto-Critique; no Post-Ironic Reassessment; no Re-contexturalisation...
(copyright Kek-W 2004)

Okay, now let's wipe away the comforting patina of retro-kitsch irony and bring the concept bang-up-to-date, with a little unmitigated smut for the MP3 generation:

I wonder what she's listening to? Here's something that might get her 'in the mood'...

MP3: Detroit Grand Pubahs - Training With Dick Cannon

Beat that, my fellow pervy sad-dad bloggy friends...